OK, you have to spend half the day coaxing Grenville out of his beloved cage, but once out, he's no stranger to a bit of exploration. "Look at me -- I'm just a really tough guy!"

"That's right, better take a good look now -- this is as white as I intend to get this winter."

Tough or not, it's always best to have a nice, dark corner handy.

"Food? No? Eh -- caretaker, a bit of cleaning up here if you don't mind, please!"

"If we had met years ago, I could have told you right away what a sloppy job that painter did!

"Oh, luxury apartments! Should I...? Nah, the rent is probably way outside my limit."