Only one thing is for certain when it comes to hamsters: They will always wreck your plans. No matter how much ahead you try to get in the mind game, they will outthink you - and act accordingly. (Impressive, considering the size of their brains...)

When presented with a new item in her cage, it takes Jane The Hamster two nights to figure out how she wants things -- and then she sets about changing them around without asking permission first! Here are two examples of our different views on interior decorating:

House Placement

Stupid Owner Idea

Jane The Hamster's Correction

Toilet Placement

Stupid Owner Idea

Jane The Hamster's Correction